Last night, I had the luxury of feasting my eyes on what is sure to catch on quick among the "au courant" within bar culture...
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you...
The Mean Ass Motha Fuggin'...
Wullet
*Wullet: (n.) wul·let [wüllət] a hairstyle for females (women) that is absurdly long and woolly (mane-esque) at the back and short and gelled (to resemble Count Dracula) at the front and sides.
Alas! Courageous chicks of the Hipster movement can now feel more unconformed/conformed (ironic) when socializing among *creepfests of the bar culture.
This chic sexual deterrent is a sure way to induce more anti-affectionate, celibate, inebriates among the women of the bar culture populous.
Abstinent alcoholics, unite!
Be good,
TBR
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